I need to rant and this is definitely the easiest way to do it without launching myself across the room and punching someone in the face and screaming at them.

But OHNYFUCKINGHOLYMOTHERFUCKIGCRACKPOTCUNTFACEGOD. DID YOUR MOTHER NEVER FUCKING TEACH YOU THE SIMPLE RULES OF EATING PROPERLY?

seriously. I cannot STAND people slurping/chomping/eating with their mouths open. It gets right under my skin. And this one person, its like he’s sent from my own personal hell to forever taunt me. He’s just been sat there for the last 30 minutes nursing a fucking bowl of cereal. And the sound of it is actually making my blood boil. I just nearly broke my DS in half to stop me flying into a mental rage.

VILE VILE VILE VILE VILE VILE VILE.

if I was supreme ruler of the universe, I would make chomping an excution worthy crime. I seriously fucking would.

  1. pocahontashlen said: Omg my life
  2. danjames said: fully agree. people who chew with their mouths open deserve to get put in a fucking blender.
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